The New Howell Theater

presents

Little Red Cells


A Screenplay by Ronald L. Ecker





Copyright 2003, 2009 by Ronald L. Ecker
All Right Reserved



Log line: (Comedy-fantasy.) Ten-year-old Dorian Jarrett sets out to prove vampires exist. He soon wishes they didn't.




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               FADE IN:

               EXT. A NICE MANSION - SOMEWHERE IN U.S.A. - NIGHT

               Dark but for moonlight.

               INT. MANSION - NIGHT

               Darkness downstairs.  A ticking clock.  A night-light burns in the
               upstairs hallway.

               INT. A BOY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Dark.  Suddenly a vampire's head rears up, as if out of an unseen 
               coffin.

               The face is grotesque, with sharp fangs and red eyes.  And this kid's
               only ten!  He is DORIAN JARRETT.

               INT. MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Dark.  SADIE JARRETT, in her 40's, wakes from a fitful sleep.
               She's gaunt, sick-looking. 

               A BLACK HUMAN SHAPE stands silhouetted by the moonlit window. 
               It's too dark to tell which way the thing's facing. 

               Sadie finds no one beside her in bed.  She looks weakly toward the shape
               by the window.  She fumbles for the bedside lamp.

                                   SADIE
                         Willard?

               The black shape turns from the window, as the lamp comes on. 

               It's only pajama-clad WILLARD JARRETT, 50, who's been staring
               out the window, apparently in sleepless worry.

                                   WILLARD
                         I'm here, darling. 

               Willard steps over to the bed.

                                   SADIE
                         Oh Willard.  You shouldn't worry so.

               Willard sits down on the edge of the bed, takes Sadie's frail
               hand in his.

                                   WILLARD
                         How can I help it?

               INT. SONYA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Dark, as SONYA JARRETT, 8, is asleep.  The door quietly opens
               from the lit hallway. 

               A SHADOW falls over her.  Something hissing steals toward her.

               INT. MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Willard, very emotional, kisses Sadie's limp hand.

                                   WILLARD
                         You and the kids, Sadie, you're all
                         that I have.  All the rest means
                         nothing - nothing - 

               Sadie rolls her eyes, this is too much even for her, as
               Willard kisses, caresses her hand.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         - nothing, do you hear?

               INT. SONYA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               The shadow is right over Sonya.  Another hiss, she awakes,
               and looks up in horror. 

               Dorian, in black cape and top hat, face bestial as before, is
               all set to get her. 

               Sonya screams bloody murder.

               INT. MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Willard and Sadie are alarmed by Sonya's screaming.

               Willard discards Sadie's limp hand as he springs to his feet. 
               Her hand hits Sadie in the nose.

                                   WILLARD
                         Sonya!

               INT. SONYA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Rushing in, Willard turns on the light.  

               Sonya, in a rage, throws a pillow, then a rag doll at Dorian, 
               who's trying to explain.

                                   DORIAN
                         Sonya -

                                   SONYA
                         I hate you, Dorian!

                                   WILLARD
                         Dorian, not again.

                                   SONYA
                         I hate you!

                                   WILLARD
                         Sonya, that's enough!

                                   DORIAN
                         I was just playing with her, Daddy.

               Willard snatches Dorian's top hat from his head.

                                   WILLARD
                         Some play!  Get back to your room.
                         And get out of that cape.

               INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT

               Dorian, taking off the cape, is on his way from Sonya's room
               to his, Willard following.

                                   WILLARD
                         I'm taking that cape away.

                                   DORIAN
                         But Daddy -

                                   WILLARD
                         You can have it Halloween and
                         that's it.

               They stop as Willard takes the cape.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         Dorian, this has to stop.  You 
                         can't . . .

               Willard is distracted by Dorian's fangs.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         Take out those teeth!

               Dorian takes them out, Willard confiscating them.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         Why can't you play Cops and Robbers,
                         or Cowboys and Indians? 

                                   DORIAN
                         What's wrong with Van Helsings and
                         Vampires?

                                   WILLARD
                         I'll tell you what's wrong.  You -

               Willard is distracted by Dorian's red eyes.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         Take out those contacts!

               INT. MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT 

               Bedridden Sadie is holding a handkerchief to her bloodied
               nose.  Willard returns, looking emotionally exhausted.

                                   SADIE
                         Willard, what was it?

                                   WILLARD
                         That little vampire we're raising,
                         that's what.  He's been sleeping 
                         in a crate!  I don't know what - 

               He stops, seeing that Sadie is bleeding.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         Oh Sadie.  Another nosebleed,
                         darling?

               Sadie sadly nods yes.

               INT. DOCTOR RAY'S OFFICE - EXAMINATION ROOM - DAY

               Dorian lies calmly on an examination table as blood is being extracted
               from his arm.  DOCTOR RAY, 35, steps over to check things.

                                   DORIAN
                         Ever met a vampire, Doctor Ray?

                                   RAY
                         Never have.  What about the
                         headache?  Is it gone?

                                   DORIAN
                         Just about.

               RAY'S NURSE, 30-ish, sits by a counter, looking on.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd)
                         Do you know how to spot one, Doctor
                         Ray?  At least a lot of the time.

                                   RAY
                         A vampire?

               Ray seems to give it serious thought, then,

                                   RAY (cont'd)
                         The teeth.

                                   DORIAN
                         Not only that.  He'll have long
                         pointy ears . . .

               The nurse has long straight hair, from which protrude rather 
               long ears.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd) 
                         And eyebrows so thick they meet
                         above his nose . . . 

               She also has rather thick eyebrows.

               Her hands are folded in her lap, a thumb rubbing the opposite 
               palm.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd) 
                         And he'll have hair in the palms of
                         his hands.

               Ray smiles at Dorian.

                                   RAY
                         If I meet any hairy palms, I'll let
                         you know.

               Ray gives him a wink and moves off. 

               Dorian looks at the nurse.  Her eyes are fixed on the
               container in which Dorian's blood is collecting.

               OVERLAP SOUND:

                                   WILLARD (V.O.)
                         The kid has this blood disease:
                         polycythemia vera . . .

               In the nurse's eyes, as she watches Dorian's blood collect,
               is an odd, faraway fascination.                   

                                   WILLARD (V.O.) (cont'd)
                         It's sort of the opposite of 
                         anemia . . .

               Dorian stares quizzically at the nurse.                    

                                   WILLARD (V.O.) (cont'd)
                         The body keeps producing too many
                         red cells . . .

               The nurse snaps out of it under Dorian's stare.  She turns
               to busy herself.                    

                                   WILLARD (V.O.) (cont'd)
                         Too much blood in the body . . . 

               Dorian keeps an eye on the nurse.

               INT. PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE - DAY

               Willard lies on a couch as he continues,

                                    WILLARD
                         It's incurable.  All they can do is
                         treat it, keep taking out blood.
                         What I fear is that this disease
                         has begun affecting his mind.  This
                         obsession with vampires . . .

               The psychiatrist is a weird-looking fellow named GROSS, 55. 
               He has thick bushy eyebrows and long, rather pointy ears.

                                    WILLARD (cont'd)
                         It's gone beyond reason.  I can't
                         reason with the boy.  The doctor
                         says not to worry - 

               Gross is not even listening.  He looks closely at something 
               he has found in his palm, and picks at it, idling his time.

                                    WILLARD (cont'd)
                         - that it's natural, given his
                         disease, for Dorian to have more
                         than the average child's interest
                         in blood.  That it's something the
                         kid will outgrow. 

               Willard sits up, turning anxiously to Gross.

                                   WILLARD
                         Do you think he's right, Doc?

               Gross, caught off guard, quickly lowers his palm.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         It's just a boy's passing fancy?
                         He'll outgrow this thing about
                         vampires?

                                   GROSS
                         I'm inclined to agree, Mister
                         Jarrett.  Given time.

                                   WILLARD
                         Well good for him, but what about
                         me?  I'll be ready for the bughouse
                         by then.

               Willard lies down again.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         And his mother - the poor woman has
                         cancer as it is.  How much more can
                         she take?  Poor Sadie.  I give her
                         all the affection I can.  Believe
                         me I do.

               Willard sits up again to make a point.  Gross lowers his palm.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         If you could kill a person with
                         love, she'd already be dead.

               INT. A HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY

               Sadie is dead.  The attending PHYSICIAN gently closes Sadie's
               eyes. 

               Willard, at the bedside, becomes ludicrously emotional as
               only Willard can do.

               INT. FUNERAL PARLOR - NIGHT

               Sadie lies in an open coffin.  A few feet away, FRIENDS and
               RELATIVES speak quietly with Willard, Dorian, and Sonya.

               Dorian walks over to the coffin.  

               He looks sadly at Sadie.  After a moment, Dorian starts to
               turn away, but Sadie (so Dorian imagines) grabs his arm.
               She pulls him close to whisper,

                                   SADIE
                         Don't let them get me, Dorian.
                         Don't let them get me. 

               Dorian lets out a wail of terror, and turns to flee.  He runs
               right into the arms of Willard.

                                   WILLARD
                         Son, what is it? 

               Dorian looks toward the coffin.  Sadie lies serenely in death
               as before.

                                   DORIAN
                         Sorry, Dad.  I guess I got carried
                         away.

               Willard sighs.  One of the relatives, a middle-aged LADY,
               comes forward.

                                   WILLARD
                             (to the lady)
                         Carry him away.

               The lady soothingly escorts Dorian off.  Willard gives dead
               Sadie a sad look of apology.

               EXT. GRAVEYARD CEREMONY - DAY

               The MINISTER intones, with sad but brave Dorian, tearful
               Sonya, sobbing Willard, and RELATIVES seated at the
               graveside. 

               Other MOURNERS stand about, the coffin set to be lowered.

                                   MINISTER
                         Into thy hands, O Lord, we commend
                         thy servant Sadie.  Acknowledge, we
                         humbly beseech thee . . .

               Dorian (imagining again) looks up at Professor ABRAHAM VAN
               HELSING, about 65, in Victorian clothes, who has appeared at 
               his side.
                                  MINISTER (cont'd)
                         . . . a sheep of thine own fold.

                                  DORIAN
                             (hushed, in wonder)
                         Professor Van Helsing.

                                   MINISTER
                         May her soul . . . 

               Van Helsing, holding something in his hand out of view,
               whispers to Dorian, with a Dutch accent,

                                   VAN HELSING
                         You know what has to be done.

               Van Helsing moves off toward the coffin.  No one sees this,
               of course, except Dorian.

                                   MINISTER (cont'd)
                         . . . and all the souls of the
                         departed . . .

               Van Helsing steps to the coffin, steels himself, hammer and
               stake in hand.

                                   MINISTER (cont'd)
                         . . . rest in peace.  We therefore
                         commit her body to the ground . . . 

               Dorian watches wide-eyed, frozen.

                                   MINISTER (cont'd)
                         . . . earth to earth, ashes to
                         ashes . . .

               Van Helsing flings open the coffin lid.  

               At once Sadie in the coffin grabs Van Helsing by the wrist with 
               super-human strength.  She yanks the stake from his hand.  

               During this,

                                   MINISTER (cont'd)
                         . . . dust to dust; in sure and
                         certain hope . . . 

               Dorian watches as if in horror.

                                   MINISTER (cont'd)
                         . . . of the resurrection . . . 

               Sadie, sitting up, clubs Van Helsing over the head with the
               stake, Van Helsing falling to his knees by the coffin.

                                   MINISTER (cont'd)
                         . . . to eternal life.

                                   SADIE
                             (to Van Helsing)
                         I'm not a vampire, you idiot!

                                   MINISTER
                         As it was in the beginning . . . 

               Sadie throws the stake at the fallen professor.

                                   SADIE
                             (to Van Helsing)
                         Leave me alone!

               Sadie lies back down and slams the lid shut.

                                   MINISTER
                         . . . is now . . . 

               Dorian stares in seeming amazement at Van Helsing, sitting in 
               a confused stupor on the ground, a hand to his bleeding head.

                                   MINISTER (cont'd)
                         . . . and ever shall be . . . 

               The service concludes as it began, no Van Helsing in view.

                                   MINISTER (cont'd)
                         World without end.  Amen.

               EXT. THE JARRETT MANSION - NIGHT

               Two or three windows are lit.  

               SUPERIMPOSE: "Two Months Later"

               INT. A FAMILY ROOM - JARRETT MANSION - NIGHT

               Dorian wears dark shades, apparently wanting to look spooky. 
               He lies on the floor with an oversized atlas, opened to a map 
               of Romania.

                                   DORIAN
                         Daddy?

               Willard sits reading a newspaper on the couch.  Sonya is busy
               at a computer.

                                   WILLARD
                         Hmm?

                Dorian removes his shades.

                                   DORIAN
                         Are we still going to go on a trip,
                         now that Mom won't be going?

                                   WILLARD
                             (reading)
                         We'll see, son.  Where do you want
                         to go?

                                   SONYA
                         Let's go to Rome, Daddy.  To the
                         Coliseum.

                                   DORIAN
                         He asked me, Sonya, not you.
                             (to Willard)
                         Transylvania.

                                   WILLARD
                         Transylvania?

               Dorian lugs the atlas to the couch, and sits down beside Willard.

                                   DORIAN
                         It's part of Romania.  Let me show
                         you on the map.
                             (points it out)
                         See?  "Transylvania."  It's the
                         homeland of Dracula.

                Sonya slaps a hand to her forehead.

                                   SONYA
                         I can't stand it.  I can't.

                                   WILLARD
                         Dorian, there was no Dracula.

                                   DORIAN
                         There was too, Daddy.  He wasn't
                         really a vampire - at least they
                         don't think so.  His real name was
                         Vlad, Vlad Tepes.  He was a
                         bloodthirsty prince.  He'd put
                         people on stakes.  They called him
                         Vlad the Impaler.  And Dracula,
                         which means devil.  And he had a
                         real castle, just like those there
                         today.

                                   WILLARD
                         Romania is verboten.  Capeesh?  You
                         want to see a castle, we'll go to,
                         uh - Disney World.  I'm sure
                         there's a Castleland there and -

               Willard stops - he sees that Dorian is about to cry.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         Okay, maybe it's a good idea.  I'm
                         going to take you to Romania and
                         prove to you there's no such thing -
                         and there's never been such a thing
                         - as a vampire.

               Dorian looks delighted.

                                   DORIAN
                         And I'll prove there is!

                                   WILLARD
                         Wait till I tell my psychiatrist.

                                   DORIAN
                         What?

                                   WILLARD
                         I have to go to Romania to look for
                         vampires.  He'll laugh me out of
                         the office.

               EXT. BUCHAREST - DAY

               SUPERIMPOSE: "Bucharest, Romania"

               INT. TAXI - MOVING - DAY

               Sonya, Dorian, and Willard are in the back seat, Sonya
               sulking.

                                   SONYA
                         We could have gone to London or
                         Rome or the River Forever.  But no,
                         we have to go look for Dracula.

                                   WILLARD
                         No, darling, you're misstating our
                         purpose.  There's no Dracula to
                         look for.

                                   DORIAN
                         We're looking for vampires and I'm
                         gonna find one.

                                   SONYA
                         Good.  I hope he sucks your blood
                         all out.

               The DRIVER, 35, lean and beady-eyed, listens to all this with
               veiled interest.

                                   WILLARD
                         Okay, that's enough.  Knock off
                         that kind of talk.  Capeesh?

               Dorian looks wonderingly at Sonya.

                                   DORIAN
                         "The River Forever"?  What's that?

                                   WILLARD
                         I think she means the French
                         Riviera.
                             (to Sonya)
                         Don't you, darling? 

               Sonya sticks her nose in the air.  She's not telling.

               EXT. A HOTEL - DAY

               Willard hands the taxi driver his money.  A PORTER goes
               in with the luggage.

                                   DRIVER
                         I thank you.

               Willard heads for the entrance with Sonya.  

               Dorian looks around.  The driver watches him.  Dorian
               starts toward the entrance.

                                   DRIVER (cont'd)
                         Little man . . . 

               Dorian stops and turns.

                                   DRIVER (cont'd)
                         You wish to see castle like in
                         Dracula book?  Go to Brasov.  From
                         there to Bran Castle.

               Willard, holding Sonya's hand, calls from the hotel entrance,

                                   WILLARD
                         Dorian!

                                   DORIAN
                         That's in Transylvania?  Bran
                         Castle?

                                   DRIVER
                         Of course.  They say Vlad Tepes
                         himself used to stay there.

                                   SONYA
                         Dorian!

                                   DORIAN
                         Thanks for the info. 

               Dorian turns to go.

                                   DRIVER
                         Little man . . . 

               Dorian stops and turns again.

                                   DRIVER (cont'd)
                         If you go to Bran Castle, return to
                         Brasov before dark.

               The driver turns to go, leaving Dorian wide-eyed, looking
               eager to get there.

               INT. HOTEL - FRONT DESK - DAY

               American LYLE GREENWOOD, 25, signs in.  He has an eye for
               the pretty Romanian DESK CLERK, late 20's.  A few GUESTS
               move about in b.g.

                                   LYLE
                         You speak pretty good English?

                                   DESK CLERK
                         I speak English.

                                   LYLE
                         Tell me, how do you say "What time
                         do you get off work" in Romanian?

                                   DESK CLERK
                             (in Romanian)
                         What time do you get off work.

                                   LYLE
                         And the answer is?

                                   DESK CLERK
                             (speaks in Romanian)

                                   LYLE
                         And what is the exact translation
                         of that?

                                   DESK CLERK
                         "Get lost."

               Lyle notices that Dorian is standing beside him.

                                   LYLE
                             (to desk clerk)
                         Oh, were you talking to him?

                                   DESK CLERK
                         No, I was talking to you, sir.  The
                         translation you wanted.

                                   LYLE
                             (to Dorian)
                         Are you with me?

               Dorian shakes his head "no."

                                   DESK CLERK
                             (to Dorian)
                         May I help you?

                                   DORIAN
                         Can you tell me how to get to
                         Brasov and Bran Castle?

                                   DESK CLERK
                         You can go by bus, train, or car to 
                         Brasov.  From there, a bus leaves 
                         every half hour for Bran Castle.  Here 
                         is a brochure in English.

              She hands the brochure to Dorian.

                                   DORIAN
                         Thank you.

               Dorian heads for the elevator.  Lyle eyes the clerk again.

                                   LYLE
                         Tell me this.  Where does a single
                         young man like myself go in
                         Bucharest to have a good time?

                                   DESK CLERK
                         I wouldn't know, sir.  I'm not a
                         single young man.  Here is your
                         key, sir.  Room Two-Twenty-Three.  

               Lyle takes the key.  He starts to go, then,

                                   LYLE
                         Can I have one of those Bran Castle
                         brochures?

               EXT. A TOUR BUS - DAY

               The bus (an older model) moves along a scenic Transylvanian
               road. 

               INT. THE BUS - MOVING - DAY

               Full of TOURISTS.  Dorian is excited, Willard and Sonya show
               considerably less interest. 

               Sitting by a window, Dorian turns to look at other passengers
               behind him.  He notes pretty American KATY HARRELL, about 25,
               enjoying the view and talking in Romanian with a passenger
               beside her.

               Dorian now sees Lyle, sitting a couple of rows behind Katy
               and admiring her, Katy unaware.

               Lyle notes Dorian staring at him.  Lyle pretends to dig a
               booger from his nose, roll it up, and flip it at Dorian. 
               Dorian turns forward again in his seat.

               EXT. MOUNTAIN ROAD - DAY

               The tour bus continues on its way.

               EXT. BRAN CASTLE - DAY

               Standing majestic, with its towers and turrets, in a mountain
               fastness.

               EXT. ROAD - DAY

               The tour bus approaches the castle.

               INT. DORIAN’S BUS WINDOW - DAY

               From his window, Dorian sees PEASANT WOMAN #1, in black, 
               standing by the road ahead.  As the bus passes her, she crosses 
               herself - and looks right at Dorian.

               Dorian looks a bit spooked.

               EXT. FRONT OF CASTLE - DAY

               The tour bus pulls up and stops.

               Waiting at a little market are some PEASANT WOMEN selling 
               sweaters, Dracula T-shirts, and other items.

               Tourists get off the bus.  Some go over immediately to look at the 
               market wares.  

               Dorian, off the bus, looks up at the castle with awe.   Something
               grabs his attention.

               A WOMAN stands at an upper window, looking down - apparently
               at Dorian.  She is pale, dressed in black.  (She's the
               CARETAKER.)

               Sonya joins Dorian, still staring up toward the window.  The other
               tourists shop at the market or walk toward the castle.

                                   DORIAN
                         Look at that woman.

               Dorian quickly glances around.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd)
                         Where's Daddy?  I want him to see
                         her.

                                   SONYA
                         Who?  I don't see any woman.

               Dorian looks up again at the window.  No one is there.  

                                   DORIAN
                         She was right there in that window.

                                   SONYA
                         Oh, come on, Dorian.  You're going 
                         to start seeing vampires
                         everywhere, right?

               Sonya moves off.  Dorian steps over to look at the market
               items.  A T-shirt being held up for his view reads "I Love
               Dracula," with a red heart in place of the word love.

               Dorian looks at PEASANT WOMAN #2, who is holding up the 
               T-shirt for him.  She stares at him coldly with dark, piercing eyes.

               Dorian moves to PEASANT WOMAN #3, who holds up a sweater. 
               She too stares coldly, spookily at Dorian.  All the other
               peasant women smile at the tourists.

               Dorian quickly moves away from the market.  Now he watches as
               Lyle moves toward Katy, who stands studying the castle and
               writing notes on a pad.  

               Lyle stops by Katy.  Dorian listens nearby.

                                   LYLE
                         Some castle, eh?

                                   KATY
                         Sure is.  It's going to be in my
                         dissertation.

                                   LYLE
                         Yeah?  What's it on?

                                   KATY
                         Medieval castles, like this one. 

                                   LYLE
                         Lucky for me!  Look, my name's
                         Lyle.  Lyle Greenwood.  And you're - ?

                                   KATY
                         Katy Harrell.

                                   LYLE
                         Katy, I'm here for a little research 
                         of my own.  And you're just the
                         expert I need.

                                   KATY
                         Oh, I wouldn't say that.

                                   LYLE
                         No, believe me, you're just what
                         I've been praying for.  Mind if I
                         tag along with you on the tour?

                                   KATY
                         Not at all.

               They move toward the castle, Lyle eyeing her.

                                   LYLE
                         Boy, this is my lucky day. 

               Dorian watches Lyle and Katy.

                                   WILLARD
                         Dorian!

               Willard and Sonya wait ahead for Dorian to join them.

                                   WILLARD (cont'd)
                         Don't wander off.  Capeesh?  We
                         don't want Vlad Tepes to get you.

               Dorian looks back at the market, where a few tourists still
               linger.  Peasant Women #2 and #3 both stare at him.

               Dorian looks spooked again as he heads toward the castle.

               INT. CASTLE - MAIN HALL - DAY

               The tourists mill about, waiting for their tour.  Dorian, standing 
               with Willard and Katy, notes Lyle and Katy chatting together 
               across the room.  

               Dorian wanders toward Lyle and Katy.  He abruptly stops,
               as he see someone stare at him.

               It's a MAN, 50-ish, seemingly alone among the tourists,
               wearing a bowler hat.  Perhaps more unsettling for Dorian
               than the stare are the man's telltale eyebrows and ears.

               Dorian averts his eyes as he moves again toward Lyle and
               Katy.  When Dorian looks again, the man has vanished. 
               Not a sign of him in the tourist-filled room.

               Stopping to wait near Lyle and Katy, Dorian eavesdrops.

                                   LYLE
                         You see, I have this theory - 
                         which I hope to prove - that Count
                         Dracula really existed.

               Katy gives Lyle a skeptical look.

                                   LYLE (cont'd)
                         I don't mean Vlad Tepes, the impale
                         people guy.  We know he was real. 
                         I mean Dracula the count, from Bram
                         Stoker's novel.

                                   KATY
                         Dracula the vampire.

                                   LYLE
                         The same.

                                   KATY
                         Lyle, really.

                                   LYLE
                         Yes really.  I'm going to write a
                         book.  I've got it all figured out.

               The caretaker, whom Dorian saw looking at him from a window,
               addresses the tourists.

                                   CARETAKER
                         Welcome!  Welcome, everyone, to
                         Bran Castle.

               Still in black, she has thick eyebrows and rather long ears. 
               Dorian hears Lyle whisper to Katy,

                                   LYLE
                         Tsch.  She's made up like a vampire.

                                   CARETAKER
                         My husband and I are the caretakers
                         here.  He is ill today and unable
                         to join us.  Ioan will be your
                         guide for the day.

               She has gestured toward IOAN, 55, a kind-looking gentleman 
               who nods a courteous greeting to the tourists.

                                   CARETAKER (cont'd)
                         He speaks English, French, and
                         Romanian.  He will answer all
                         questions.  Now I bid you enjoy
                         your stay at Bran Castle.

               Her eyes fall on Dorian, who stares at her.

                                   IOAN
                         You will come this way, please. 

               The caretaker watches Dorian, who keeps glancing back toward
               her, as Dorian moves with the other tourists, Ioan leading them 
               off down a corridor.

                                   IOAN (cont'd)
                         Bran Castle, dating back to the
                         fourteenth century, has been home 
                         to many Transylvanian nobles . . .

               Dorian now walks backwards, staring at the caretaker who
               stands calmly staring back at him.

                                   IOAN (cont'd)
                             (fading down the corridor)
                         Even the famous Vlad Tepes once
                         stayed here.

               Dorian backs right into Lyle, who has stopped with Katy to
               look at a wall painting at the entrance to the corridor. 

               Lyle turns and looks down at Dorian.

                                   LYLE 
                         What are you, some kind of curse? 

               Lyle sees Dorian stare again at the caretaker, who still stands 
               alone in the main hall, watching Dorian.

                                    LYLE (cont'd)
                              (to Dorian)
                         Don't you know that it's impolite
                         to stare?

               Dorian heads on down the corridor after the other tourists.
               Lyle turns again to Katy, who still looks at the painting. 

               There is a fluttering sound from the main hall.  Lyle looks. 
               There is no one there.  

               Katy notes Lyle's odd expression. 

                                   KATY
                         What is it?

                                   LYLE
                         That caretaker . . .

                                   KATY
                         What about her?

                                   LYLE
                         She pretended to fly away.

               EXT. COURTYARD - DAY 

               Ioan leads the tourists through the castle's interior courtyard.  
               He stops and turns at a door.

                                   IOAN
                         Through this door we shall return
                         to the main hall of the castle. 
                         Then we shall -

                                   KATY
                         Excuse me . . .

               Katy and Lyle step forward, with Dorian staying close behind
               them.  Katy gestures across the courtyard.

                                   KATY (cont'd) 
                         That side of the castle over there -
                         aren't you going to show that as
                         well?

                                   IOAN
                         No, madam.  That part of the castle
                         is under renovation.  It is closed
                         to the public. 

               Ioan opens the door and enters.  The tourists follow.

               INT. A CORRIDOR - DAY

               Willard smiles back at Dorian and Sonya as they move along
               with the others.

                                   WILLARD
                         I haven't noticed one vampire yet. 
                         Have either of you?

                                   DORIAN
                         I wouldn't count out the caretaker.

                                   WILLARD
                         Tsch.  She's a dog-and-pony show. 

               The group continues moving.  Dorian now deliberately lags,
               glancing back down the corridor.

               EXT. COURTYARD - DAY

               The door from the corridor opens, and Dorian appears, looking
               out across the courtyard. 

               He sees Lyle and Katy on the other side of the courtyard. 
               The couple is apparently trying to decide whether or where 
               to enter the forbidden side of the castle.

               Dorian watches Lyle and Katy enter one of the doors.

               INT. MAIN HALL - DAY

               Entering with the other tourists, Willard finds that Dorian is 
               no longer with Sonya.

                                   WILLARD
                         Where's Dorian?

                                   SONYA
                         I don't know.  Maybe the vampires 
                         got him.

               INT. A GALLERY - DAY

               Lyle and Katy walk through an ornate gallery, admiring
               paintings and statues. 

               The gallery door quietly opens, and Dorian looks in. 

               Dorian sees Lyle and Katy disappear around the corner of a
               corridor at the gallery's far end. 

               Dorian starts to follow them.  He stops as he hears the
               door mysteriously close itself behind him. 

               Dorian hurries back to the door.  It won't open.  Turning,
               Dorian looks down the gallery.

                                   DORIAN
                         Hey!  Wait!

               His voice resounds in the stillness.  He runs the length of
               the gallery.

               INT. CORRIDOR - DAY

               Dorian rounds the corner, and stops to look.  Not a soul to 
               be seen.  The passage seems cold and foreboding.  

               He walks along the passage.  Something catches his eye,
               startling him to a halt. 

               It's a portrait on the wall - the rather unsettling portrait
               of Vlad Tepes, the bejeweled, mustachioed Wallachian prince
               with the large evil eyes, which seem to glare at Dorian. 

               Dorian backs away, turns as he moves, and walks right into
               a suit of armor standing by the wall. 

               The armor topples, crashing to the floor with a horrendous,
               echoing clatter. 

               This spooks Dorian even more.  He runs away down the
               passage. 

               Vlad in the portrait almost seems to be watching with evil
               amusement, the armor still rolling around.  The sound of
               Dorian's running footsteps fades.

               INT. A CORRIDOR - DAY

               Dorian desperately tries one door, then another.  All are
               locked.  Dorian stops, looking scared and frustrated.

                                   DORIAN
                         Where are you?!  Where did you go?!

               Only silence.  The corridor's small windows are too high 
               for any view outside.

               Dorian's about to cry - then he notes that a door stands
               slightly ajar. 

               Dorian goes over, listens at the door, then cautiously opens
               it wider.

               INT. A STUDY - DAY

               Dorian pokes his head in.  No one's there.  He comes in and 
               looks around. 

               It's a nice little study, with oak table and chair.  Dorian
               hurries over to the regular-sized window.

               EXT. WINDOW - DAY

               Dorian leans out, looks around.

               The castle's moat is many yards below. The window faces
               woods, with mountains beyond.  Not a person in sight.

               Dorian yells from the window,

                                   DORIAN
                         Help!!  Help meeee!!

               A wind now mysteriously arises, gently blowing Dorian's hair.

               INT. STUDY - DAY

               The door slams shut as if blown by the wind from the window. 

               The wind dies, as if mission accomplished.  

               Dorian doesn't know what to think.  Then his eyes widen, as
               Dorian sees a MIST, smokelike, seeping in under the door. 
               The mist is sparkling and swirling. 

               Dorian watches in terror as the mist keeps seeping in,
               rising, not filling the room but staying right by the door. 
               The mist gathers, boiling up into some kind of form. 

               Dorian turns, yells with all his soul out the window,

                                   DORIAN
                         HELLLLLLLP!!

               Dorian turns again.  His terror turns to awe now, pure
               wonder, at what he sees. 

               At the door stands a sinister-looking MAN.  About 40, he
               wears a black, high-collared cloak and slouch hat, and a ring
               with a bright red ruby.  He's pale, with thick eyebrows and
               long pointy ears. 

               Dorian and the man gaze at each other.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd)
                         That was you - coming in under 
                         the door. 

               The man speaks with a Hungarian accent, like Bela Lugosi's.

                                   MAN
                         Pretty neat trick, eh? 

               The man steps forward.  Dorian moves to the side, circling
               around, trying to get to the door.

                                   DORIAN
                         No!  Get away!  Don't touch me! 

               The man watches, amused, makes no move to stop him, as Dorian
               gets to the door. 

               Dorian struggles with the worn-looking door latch.  The door
               won't open.  During this,

                                   MAN
                         How often your parents must have
                         warned you:  "Never wander off
                         alone." 

               Dorian, giving up on the latch, puts his back to the door,
               wondering desperately what to try next.

               The man's eyes widen.  He sees Dorian's finger, cut, dripping
               blood.

               Dorian looks down at his wound, glances quizzically at the
               latch (a loose screw did the cutting, most likely), and looks
               down at bright drops of blood on the wooden floor at his feet.

               The man grabs Dorian by the wrist, Dorian almost screams,
               then stifles it - the man only presses Dorian's cut with a
               handkerchief. 

               The man gestures for Dorian to take the handkerchief, which
               Dorian does, keeping it pressed to the wound. 

               Clearly rattled, the man turns, steps away.

                                   MAN (cont'd)
                         Take care.  In such an old 
                         castle . . . 

               The man stops by the table and turns.  He seems pretty much
               calm again.

                                   MAN (cont'd)
                         . . . it is easy to do oneself
                         harm. 

               Dorian, holding his wound, stares at the man.

                                   DORIAN
                         Who are you?

                                   MAN
                         Call me Vlad. 

               Vlad sits down, very gracefully, by the table.

                                   DORIAN
                         Vlad Tepes?

                                   VLAD
                         No.  Vlad short for Vladimir. 
                         I am Vladimir Blasko.  And you 
                         are Dorian. 

               Dorian cautiously walks over.  He studies Vlad's features.

                                   DORIAN
                         You're a vampire. 

               Vlad smiles cagily.

                                   VLAD
                         What makes you so sure?

                                   DORIAN
                         Well, you have thick bushy eyebrows,
                         that almost meet above your nose . . .

               Vlad's smile disappears.  He seems sensitive about his
               eyebrows.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd)
                         And you have such long pointy
                         ears . . . 

               Vlad also seems sensitive about his ears.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd)
                         And you have hair in the palms of
                         your hands . . . 

               Vlad looks fed up.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd)
                         And then there's your breath.

                                   VLAD
                         Okay!  I'm a vampire! 

               Vlad looks at Dorian's hand.

                                   VLAD (cont'd)
                         How is the hand?  Let me see. 

               Dorian lets Vlad take hold of his wrist and look at the
               finger.  Then we see why Vlad does this. 

               It's the ruby - the bright red ruby in Vlad's ring.  The
               sparkling red stone has caught Dorian's eyes, and holds them.

                                   VLAD (cont'd)
                         Look deep . . . deep . . . I 
                         must take you to them.  They are
                         waiting.

               The red ruby looks liquid inside, something swirling, its red
               glow lighting his face as Dorian gazes into the ring.

                                   DORIAN
                             (dreamily) 
                         Who are "they"? . . . Where are we? 

               The ruby's RED SWIRL expands now, spreading out, filling
               the screen.

                                   VLAD
                         You have come to the Vampire
                         Vortex.

               BRIGHT RED FILLS THE SCREEN.

               INT. CASTLE - AN APARTMENT - DAY

               A bright red wall hanging, almost covering the height and width of 
               one wall, is filled with satanic designs. 

               Dorian, awaking, sits up on a couch.  He glances around in
               confusion.  Seeing no one, he stares at the wall hanging. 

               On another wall Dorian sees a mounted deer's head, its dark
               eyes staring at him.  On the floor he sees a bear rug, its
               teeth bared toward him.

                                   BOGDAN (O.S.)
                         Boo!

               Startled, Dorian turns and looks.  Behind the couch stands
               BOGDAN, 40-ish, a suave, well-tailored American.  

               Bogdan chuckles as he walks to the front of the couch, Dorian
               rising.

                                   BOGDAN (cont'd)
                         Sorry.  Did I startle you?  I like
                         to see children startled.  Adults
                         too, for that matter. 

               One wouldn't take Bogdan for a vampire right off.  But there
               is definitely something sinister about his appearance.  It
               must be the eyes. 

               Dorian stares at Bogdan from the couch.

                                   DORIAN
                         Who are you?

                                   BOGDAN
                         I am Bogdan.  Grand Boyar of
                         Walpurgisnacht.

                                   DORIAN
                         Walpurgisnacht?

                                   BOGDAN
                         It's the name of our order.

               Dorian is startled again,

                                   YOLANDA (O.S.)
                         Murtala!

               From the door comes YOLANDA, 30, a swarthy, sexy Peruvian 
               in a red, low-cut dress. 

                                   YOLANDA (cont'd) 
                         He is awake.

               Following her over is MURTALA, 45, a Nigerian with a real
               pearly smile.  He wears a traditional cap and robe. 

               Yolanda leans down to smile brightly at Dorian.

                                   YOLANDA (cont'd)
                         Hola, chiquito.  I am Yolanda.

               Yolanda admires his complexion.

                                   YOLANDA (cont'd)
                         Que rosado. 

                                   BOGDAN
                         Isn't she something, Dorian?  When
                         you are older, you will appreciate
                         such finer things in -

               Bogdan stops and puts a hand to his lips.

                                   BOGDAN (cont'd)
                         I almost said "life."

               Dorian looks scared and confused.

                                   DORIAN
                         Are we still in the castle?

                                   YOLANDA
                         Yes.  In a very special part.

                                   DORIAN
                         What are we here for?

                                   MURTALA
                         For annual convention.

                                   BOGDAN
                         Number fifty. 

               Dorian looks over their faces with dread.

                                   DORIAN
                         A vampire convention? 

               Their smug looks say it's so.

                                   MURTALA
                         And you are special guest.

                                   DORIAN
                         How did you know I was coming?

                                   BOGDAN
                         We didn't.  That is, not exactly.

                                   YOLANDA
                         You had to come sooner or later.

                                   BOGDAN
                         When we heard it was sooner - this
                         very year - we had to move the
                         date.

                                   DORIAN
                         Just for me? . . . Well, look, 
                         uh . . . 

               Dorian backs away toward the door.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd)
                         I don't wanna be a vampire.  I
                         never have.  I just played like 
                         I did.  You know?  It was all 
                         a big game.  I guess you guys
                         thought I was serious. 

               Dorian turns, only to find that his way to the corridor is
               blocked by vampiric THUG #1, a mean-looking brute in black
               with an ugly scar on his forehead.

                                   YOLANDA
                         Tomorrow evening you will join us. 
                         At la fiesta. 

               Yolanda runs her fingers along Dorian's neck.

                                   YOLANDA (cont'd)
                         La Fiesta de Sangre. 

               Yolanda moves with Murtala toward the door, while Bogdan
               stops by Dorian.

                                   BOGDAN
                         Until then, this apartment is
                         yours.  But don't try to leave it. 

               Dorian looks at Thug #1, gets the drift.

                                   BOGDAN (cont'd)
                         He likes to scare children too.

               Bogdan starts toward the door, Thug #1 going out behind
               Yolanda and Murtala.

                                   BOGDAN (cont'd)
                         To try to escape would be useless.

                                   DORIAN
                         Wait - Bogdan. 

               Bogdan stops and turns.

                                   DORIAN (cont'd)
                         Where's my dad?  And Sonya?

                                   BOGDAN
                         Wherever you left them.  They can't
                         find you here.  It's the Vortex. 

               Bogdan proceeds toward the door, Dorian following.

                                   DORIAN
                         What's that mean, anyway? 

               Bogdan stops at the door and looks at Dorian.

                                   BOGDAN
                         Don't try to leave this apartment. 
                         Capeesh? 

               Bogdan starts to leave.  

                                   DORIAN
                         Hey, wait a minute - Bogdan! 

                                   BOGDAN
                         Yes?

                                   DORIAN
                         What made you say that?

                                   BOGDAN
                         I told you.  To try to escape would
                         be useless.  And dangerous.

                                   DORIAN
                         No.  Why did you say "Capeesh"?

                                   BOGDAN
                         I didn't.

                                   DORIAN
                         You did.

                                   BOGDAN
                         What kind of word is it?

                                   DORIAN
                         It's Italian.

                                   BOGDAN
                         I don't know Italian.

                                   DORIAN
                         It means "do you understand."

                                   BOGDAN
                         Well I certainly don't. 

               Bogdan again starts to leave.

                                   DORIAN
                         Bogdan! 

                                   BOGDAN
                         Yes?

                                   DORIAN
                         "La Fiesta de Sangre."  What does
                         that mean?

                                   BOGDAN
                         "Feast of Blood."  Right after
                         sundown tomorrow.  Guess who's
                         bringing the blood.

                                   DORIAN
                         That means me, doesn't it. 

                                   BOGDAN
                         Every feast must have its fatted
                         calf. 

               Bogdan leaves, closing the door.  Dorian listens to the
               rattle of the key that locks him in. 





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